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Tuesday, January 10, 2017
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Hope
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Hope: Hope By David Nelson The positive physiological effects of hope are well-documented, most eloquently in Jerome Groopman...
Hope
Hope
By
David Nelson
The positive physiological effects of hope are well-documented,
most eloquently in Jerome Groopman's "The Anatomy of Hope," where he writes:
"Researchers are learning that a change in mind-set has the power to alter
neurochemistry.
"Belief and expectation -- the key elements of hope -- can
block pain by releasing the brain's endorphins mimicking the effects of
morphine. In some cases, hope can also have important effects on fundamental
physiological processes like respiration, circulation and motor function."
·
Having hope is to
imagine a positive outcome. The directive of many motivational principles is to
visualize what you want and imagine positive outcomes so that your behavior is
unconsciously structured to create them. Basis for Treasure Maps.
· The way in which a hopeful person
handles disappointment differs from those who are not. Even if the present is
unpleasant, the thought of a positive future can be stress-buffering and can
reduce the impact of negative events or disappointment. Being unrelentingly
optimistic about the future helps you to recognize that you are adaptable and
capable, enabling you to reassure yourself that you will get through a tough
time.
·
Hope
can flourish only when you believe that what you do can make a difference, that
your actions can bring a future different from the present. To have hope then,
is to acquire a belief in your ability to have some control over your
circumstances. You are no longer entirely at the mercy of forces outside
yourself.”
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But
it is not only in medical journals where we gain the knowledge we need to
cultivate real hope. We also learn from reading or hearing about other people’s
stories and how they survived their challenge.
·
Our hopes are very personal. And no one gets to tell us what to hope for. We are allowed big hopes, medium hopes, small hopes and very teeny, tiny hopes. Our job is to be hopeful about something everyday and keep those good chemicals flowing through our bodies like Morse Code messages across the Atlantic so that we can return to wellness.
Our hopes are very personal. And no one gets to tell us what to hope for. We are allowed big hopes, medium hopes, small hopes and very teeny, tiny hopes. Our job is to be hopeful about something everyday and keep those good chemicals flowing through our bodies like Morse Code messages across the Atlantic so that we can return to wellness.
“There is no medicine like HOPE, no incentive so
great and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something better tomorrow.
Orison Swett Marden
www.davidnelsonauthor.com
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Life's "Oh WOW" Moments
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Life's "Oh WOW" Moments: “Oh WOW!” The exclamation I named this blog doesn’t relate to my drawing of the 4 th Street Elevator in Dubuque, Iowa. While...
Life's "Oh WOW" Moments
“Oh WOW!”
The exclamation I named this blog
doesn’t relate to my drawing of the 4th Street Elevator in Dubuque,
Iowa. While I have never forgotten my roots and enjoy drawing scenes from my
hometown, I refer the “Oh WOW” to
moments I stepped through opened doors and my life changed.
Years ago I gave speeches on
health-related topics across the country. At that time I was a physical
therapist and ergonomist. I taught others from the front of many a conference
room up on a stage wearing my suit. Being a member of the Central Florida and
National Speakers Associations, my public speaking skills became honed. In the
early 1990’s I started writing cowboy poetry. It was Christmas in 1994 that the
president of our speakers group suggested we entertain ourselves by appearing
before fellow members and do something we don’t normally do on the speaking
stage. The venue was our Christmas party.
When the crowd almost fell out of
their seats with laughter, I knew right then and there it was an “Oh Wow” moment. I replaced my suit
with spurs, chaps, cowboy hat and boots. Nearly twenty-five years later I am
still performing my Cowboy Comedy Show across America. I was honored when
the Governor and General Assembly designated me as the first-ever “Cowboy Poet
Laureate of Tennessee.”
The touch on my forearm decades
past snaps back in my mind like it happened seconds ago. It also was an “Oh WOW” moment. The respected
newspaper editor was my patient. While she rested on the treatment mat, I
shared another funny life story with her and was about to walk away.
She grabbed my right forearm and
looked me in the eye. “David, you have to write a book one day. You are an
excellent storyteller. Make sure you share those with others and write that
book.”
I wish Dell Lockwood sat next to
me right now. I suspect she’d smile when I told her I was a national
storyteller and an author of many books and have won national awards for my
short stories and my poems.
A little over a year ago I was
flipping from one video to another on You Tube and stopped to watch an artist
draw a tree with a pencil. I was mesmerized and intrigued watching him draw. I
followed along and became hooked. That too was an “OH WOW” moment in life for me. Several months later, I now have
two books of art and have begun teaching others how to draw. I enjoy sharing my
passions with others. I sell my prints and book on my web site.
Everyone has a talent and a gift.
Not everyone listens when the door of
opportunity in life opens. Discovering a new hobby is like Marco Polo stepping
on to another ship to explore new adventures. I challenge you to listen to that inner voice and feel the
“Oh WOW” rush over you like a
waterfall. You will know it when it happens. And you will smile if you step
through that open door.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet Laureate | "If The Hlls Could Talk" Christmas Fruitcake: To Eat or Not To Eat
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Christmas Fruitcake: To Eat or Not To Eat: The following is one story from my book, "If The Hills Could Talk" www.davidnelsonauthor.com The Christmas Fruitcake I...
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet Laureate | "If The Hlls Could Talk" Christmas Fruitcake: To Eat or Not To Eat
David Nelson, Author & Cowboy Poet | PALS: Christmas Fruitcake: To Eat or Not To Eat: The following is one story from my book, "If The Hills Could Talk" www.davidnelsonauthor.com The Christmas Fruitcake I...
Christmas Fruitcake: To Eat or Not To Eat
The following is one story from my book, "If The Hills Could Talk" www.davidnelsonauthor.com
The Christmas Fruitcake
I
like all kinds of traditions. I especially like the Christmas tradition of
standing in long lines at the post office to mail packages that have a high
probability of getting delivered six months later. The term Postal Service is
an oxymoron. I like watching television reports of people standing in long
lines outside closed stores, in the middle of the night waiting for the store
to open. I enjoy the news showing the rush of people fighting, punching, and
kicking to buy some toy that the media convinced us we should own. I wonder if
that’s what is meant by tidings of good cheer? One tradition I don’t like is
paying off my credit card in January.
I
like food and I like to eat. I like the tradition of preparing treats that are
only made at Christmas. It’s fun to re-invent the learning curve because I
forgot how to make an item during the past year. It’s also fun to learn the
same thing new each December. I think that might be one definition of insanity.
The added holiday stress is something my Type A personality enjoys. So does my
pharmacist because I have to load up on anxiety medications. My heritage is
German and Norwegian. We talk a little funny but we enjoy our Christmas foods.
Each
year at Christmas my family makes potato bread and a cookie. The bread is
called lefse. It’s a large round flat piece of dough. It’s warmed in the oven,
covered with butter, rolled up and vigorously chewed with every bit of jaw
strength one can muster. And that’s just to bite off a piece. The Norse god,
Odin, first had it served to the souls of slain warriors because it would last
an eternity. My brother, Richard calls it reindeer hide. He doesn’t like the
stuff. But he’s not much of a traditionalist. Lefse is a Norwegian version of
beef jerky. It can last forever. Krumkake is a Norwegian waffle cookie that
takes a long time to make. Each cookie is made by hand one at a time. The first
bite crumbles the cookie into hundreds of tiny pieces. As a kid I always liked
watching adults make a mess. Uff-Dah!
There
is one tradition I do not like - that is the re-appearance each December of
fruitcake, the most disgusting food item ever created. Fruitcake was discovered
by accident by a Greek fella named Imus Disgustus.
He
was sitting around one day fully crocked on some fermented apple juice and felt
creative. You probably don’t know this, but he was the first person the see a
chicken lay an egg. There he was, soused to the gills and saw what appeared to
be a white oval-shaped thing fall from what he thought was the chicken’s butt.
He scratched his head and pondered. “Hey, we can crack that thing open and eat
it.”
Later
that day, ole Imus was out of his happy juice and was scrounging around his bachelor
pad trying to find more alcohol of any type. All he could find was dried up
raisins, hardened cranberries, crusty blueberries, chunks of cherries,
fermented figs, dehydrated apricots and he finally came upon some brandy. He
thought he’d have some fun.
He
decided to cook something during his drunken stupor. He mixed the five-year old,
dried up ingredients with some flour, sugar, baking powder, allspice and baking
soda. He tipped some brandy into the mess for good measure. And presto! He
created the first fruitcake. The year was 1170 AD. There are still edible
pieces of his original cake displayed in Athens at the Martha Stewart Museum
for Aged Products.
I
got to thinking. Who in the world should be given this disgusting, vile, repulsive
food as a holiday tradition? Politicians. Politicians should be given fruitcake.
The descriptions of the food and the profession are the same. An added benefit
might be their inability to swallow and thus hinder their ability to talk. We
could all prosper from that. When a politician isn’t talking, there are no lies
being told.
I
think we should give one to our judges each December. Surely, they would write
a court order of protection that no normal citizen could be within a half-mile
of fruitcake. Those folks waiting in lines in the middle of the night at closed
stores would be exempt from that order because they are not normal anyway. Plus
the name itself pretty much describes these folks – fruitcakes.
I
gave a loaf to my neighbor last year. He owned a dog that barked constantly.
The neighbor fella must not have liked my fruitcake. I saw the fruitcake thrown
out into his back yard. He probably figured the dog would eat it. That dog has
been trying all year to eat and swallow the stuff. Ah-ha. I just noticed there
has been no more barking.
Workers
in the pharmaceutical industry should be given fruitcake and forced to eat it.
The side effects include constipation, upset stomach, difficulty swallowing and
nasty residual taste, inability to speak for hours, loss of sex life (because
all they are too busy chewing), painful jaws, and seventeen others.
I
sent one last Christmas to some prisoners sentenced to life without the
possibility of parole. I figured it would take them that length of time to eat
my gift. After all, fruitcake does last a lifetime. It’s the gift that keeps on
giving.
Some
dentists set out trays with bite size morsels of fruitcake in their lobbies.
This stuff will chip or loosen a perfectly good tooth after just three bites. I
figure it’s good for the dental business. But then, maybe some of the dentists
just want to use their new reciprocating saws they bought at Home Depot. I
found that to be the best tool to cut this stuff into pieces.
There
is one time a person should never eat fruitcake. Never attempt to consume this
vile concoction if you are scheduled for a colonoscopy in the next six months.
The ingredients will still be embedded inside and can appear as radioactive
polyps. Then your medical insurance rates will increase because you will have a
new diagnosis.
Lastly,
I don’t know of a single person who claims to like fruitcake. If I hear of
someone who claims to enjoy fruitcake, I can never locate him or her for an
interview. Trust me, I have tried. They are nowhere to be found. That’s like
the people who were supposedly asked questions in a national survey or a
political poll. I’ve lived a long time. I know lots of people and never met a
person yet who claims to have been a part of some survey.
If
you do ever meet one of those folks, they are probably lying. I’ll bet they
will tell you that they like fruitcake also.
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